I always wondered …‘suppose Santa clause came down the chimney and the fire was burning’ would he leave my gifts at the door.
How in the hell…does Santa no if I am naughty or nice…and how in the &^%$ does he know when, I am sleeping or awake.
Text‘SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE’
Was that a threat Santa?
Text YOU HAD BETTER WATCH OUT….YOU BETTER NOT CRY
What in gods life am I watching out for… and why in gods life
would I cry?
WHO IN THE HELL IS THIS SANTA CLAUSE!
I thought Santa had a fire proof suit that can with stand 3rd degree burns…and then I thought he was a burglar…‘coming down chimneys and such‘, Then I thought he worked for the CIA or homeland security, being though he knew all my business and all.
Now that I fully understand what Santa is, what the star really means, and how the pagans’ turned such a lovely time of the year’ to one of the most depressing times of the year, I will never celebrate Christmas again.
Why do people celebrate Christmas and tell there kids about…‘SATAN CLAUSE’?